Why We’re Trying To Ban The Word “Bitchy”

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Sheryl Sandberg has been telling us what to do for over a year now. Lean in. Sit at the table. Ban Bossy. Well, we don’t like being told what to do, mostly because we’re both bossy. And we’re fine with that. Our problem is with the word “bitchy.” We’re not bitchy. We’re bitches.

If you’re sick of being called names and just want people to respect you for the asshole that you are, join the movement. Stop leaning in, and buy our book “Lean Over: Women, Work, and Women’s Work.” And if you recently finished college, start dieting and get a copy of “Lean Over For Graduates.” Both are on Amazon. Go spend that money you didn’t earn!

If you somehow missed Sheryl and her BFFs Beyonce and Jennifer Garner bossing you around, watch it here:

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Alyssa and Alison

Alyssa Wolff and Alison Leiby are stand-up comics and writers. Follow them at AlyssaWolff and AlisonLeiby.

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