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Why We’re So Excited That “New Girl” Returns Tonight, As Told By Schmidt

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After about a month of watching reruns, we finally get to welcome back some of our favorite TV shows tonight, including my personal favorite, “New Girl.” I’m so excited that I can’t even put it into words. Instead, I’ll let Schmidt do it for me.

Yes, yes we can, Schmidt.

It’s been way too long since there’s been a new episode of my favorite show.

I mean, all that’s been on the past few weeks is football.

And there aren’t any good movies out right now.

So I’m really excited that I will finally have some new episodes of “New Girl” to watch.

I feel like Schmidt just speaks to me.

It’s like he’s my spirit animal.

We feel the same way about relationships.

We’re both pretty complicated…

…and emotional…

…and confident.

In fact, it’s totally obvious that people are jealous of both of us, because we are so awesome.

We both lose things all the time.

We have the same likes…

…and dislikes.

We even feel the same way about small children.

We’re both a little bit nuts.

And maybe a little slutty.

Sometimes we really can’t stand our friends.

But at the end of the day, we know they are our family.

So, tonight at 9 p.m. EST…

…tune in to FOX and I promise you won’t be disappointed.

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Jenna Crowley

Jenna used to be known as 2NOTBrokeGirls, but then one of the girls actually went broke, so she's struck out on her own. Jenna spends her free time saving the world, one sorority girl at a time (usually while wearing yoga pants), questioning why she decided to get a doctorate, and documenting her love of all things cheese related. You can ask her anything you want about football, using your boobs to get what you want, and pizza at @JennaLCrowley on Twitter or via email at JennaLCrowley@gmail.com.

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