once said, “A true lady doesn’t wear her heart on her sleeve–she just wears expensive jewelry on her wrists.” Actually, I don’t know. She probably said something like it. The point is, everything you need to know about a woman rides below her elbows. Stack those bracelets high, ladies. You have a persona to uphold. What’s yours?
You edgy bitch, you. You likely hail from New York, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles, or some other city that doesn’t suck. Either you have family money or you’re crazy good at getting guys to buy you presents. If you love Cartier, you most definitely need the iconic Love Bracelet, seen on the wrists of Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and every Kris Jenner spawn. The bracelet has a price tag of around $6,000 and can also double as North West’s teething ring. In addition to rattling bracelets and watches made of pure gold, a Cartier girl like you carries a Louis bag while she rocks fur vests and the middle part. You certainly keep us on our toes.
Holly Golightly, anyone? You are equal parts sassy and classy, with just the perfect dash of trashy. You grew up in Small Town, USA, spending your teenage years watching “Breakfast At Tiffany’s” and searching Google for pictures of the perfect 2-carat princess cut. Your first Tiffany piece was a monogrammed silver rattle–something your mother photographed you holding after placing an equally oversized, monogrammed bow on your curly locks. You graduated to a heart bracelet that you received for your thirteenth birthday. In high school, you broke hearts and bank accounts everywhere, all in an effort to find the perfect necklace and the perfect guy. Charlotte York is your idol, and Burberry is your bitch. You wander in a major city, sporting a trench coat and a plaid headband. You’re still Googling the perfect 2-carat princess cut and are still hunting for the perfect man.
Trendy. That’s the perfect word for you. You know what’s in and you want it right now. A Yurman ring for every mood? Check. A stack of bracelets that make airport security earn their keep? Check. You are covered. You’ve got a new guy on your arm every week, and a new Lilly on your back to match. You like what’s happening now, and you’re in on it in seconds. You’re not exactly a trendsetter, but you are always in the know. You’ve got a stack of fashion magazines on your nightstand at the sorority house and an American Express to keep up with your ever-changing needs. You’re popular. You get it. And you want to show it off.
Want to try on a different persona? No problem. Just offload your old glitter at WP Diamonds and use the cash to turn yourself into a golden goddess. Give those wrists the sparkling makeover they deserve.