Welcome To Total Sorority Move

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Just like Seneca Falls, the ratification of the 19th Amendment, and the premiere of Sex and the City, today marks an important day in women’s history. For today, our dear, sweet, beautiful readers, Total Sorority Move became its own site. No longer do we stand in the shadows of TFM. No longer must we publish our columns alongside stories of sports and pictures of near-naked girls. No longer must we fall prey to internet trolls and mean boys with likely tiny penises. Today, ladies, we stand on our own high heels.

We encourage you to explore the site. Look around. Play around. Set up a profile, add a cute prof pic, and maybe even throw in your twitter handle to gain a few followers. Submit some pictures, add in a witty one-liner, and maybe even write a column. You’re encouraged to comment and interact. Network, be nice. Check the cattiness at the door, or, you know, at your home screen. It’s hard out there for a pimp…and also a lady. We hope you enjoy the new site. Ladies, welcome home.

Existing users will be grandfathered in with their usernames on both sites. New users will have to register usernames on each site separately. They will not work across the sites.


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Catie Warren

From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email:

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