We Can Finally Have Kim Kardashian’s Boobs (Photo)


Almost everyone wants big boobs. But ladies, you always want what you don’t have. Coming from someone who actually has a bra size closer to the end of the alphabet, believe me when I say that big boobs just don’t stay in place. They fall down, they go every which way, and one of these days they’re going to sag (RIP). And the worst part? There is not a single thing I can do about my/our bleak future.

Or so I thought.

Everyone’s favorite Kardashian has finally come (sort of) clean about her real body. And while the jury is still out on her butt, Kim K has released this photo showing the truth behind how she gets her boobs to stay in place:

Kind of terrifying, right? Kim reported on her app that gaffer tape works better than others, although she did admit to using duct tape and masking tape. Now, I am of the humble opinion that duct tape is more suited for broken shoes, but I might just have to give this a try. Kim also mentions that you can’t be wearing lotion or oil when you use the tape, or else your Martha-Stewart-turned-hooker craftiness might slide right off your body.

Of course, this begs the question of how the hell you actually remove that shit from your ladies. As Kim told CollegeCandy, you just have to “brace yourself.” But if you do try this, I would also recommend that you don’t bring a boy back that night.

[via, College Candy]

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