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Hiding from my mother and standards, both of whom would disown me if they heard most of these stories. Aspiring law school student, with a chihuahua named Bruiser and a head of unnatural blonde hair. Email me your "crazy" stories or any mixed drink recipes that taste like juice, but have copious amounts of vodka in them at Watch the bitch behind these stories at:

Member Since 06/06/2016

From Ontario

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Use Tinder To Swipe Right On Puppies This Super Bowl Sunday
What I've Learned One Month Into Keeping My New Year's Resolutions
Disney Is Opening A Brewery And Now You Can Get Drunk In Mouse Ears
All I Want In Life Is To Live Without Roommates
Never Do Hot Yoga With Hot Guys
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Prince William Shaved His Head And I Think I'm Here For It
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