Blue-eyed-blondie (Matriarch)

Blondie excels at being an underachiever. She is currently trying to add an extra year onto her undergrad so she can continue to down $7 bottles of wine in an environment that encourages her erratic behavior. After graduation, she has big plans to flunk out of a prestigious law school. Email her compliments and Netflix suggestions at EDIT** if you suggest Black Mirror she's already seen it. So stop suggesting it. Seriously. Please stop suggesting it.

Member Since 06/28/2015

From California

My Mom Bought A Winery So I Want To Be Her When I Grow Up
I'm Too Much Of A Diva For The Entire Country Of Germany
If You're Still A Stan Trolling People For Your Fave, You Need To Stop And Develop A Life
I Accidentally Was Featured In A Music Video Because I Drunkenly Needed Pizza
Tau Gamma
I Suck At Love, But I'm Winning Life
The Pros And Cons Of Sleeping With The Hot Bartender
I Added The Two Hottest Guys I Know To A Group Chat Because Shooters Shoot
Winning A Friend Breakup Is Better Than Winning A Regular Breakup