USC Independents Pull Prank On Greeks — “Greek Village” Is Now “Geek Village”

In the war on Greek Life, it seems that independents have struck again. Yesterday, at the University of South Carolina, the gamecock geeds made their move. They snuck into Greek Village to steal one letter from the sign marking their rivals’ territory: the “R.” Fraternity men and sorority women are now living in complete disarray, as their home is known as “Geek Village.” The boys have dug through their closets in search of pocket protectors, while the girls un-ironically sport pigtails and retainers in public. Parties have all but ceased on USC’s campus, as the student group formerly known as “Greeks,” have favored the library to the bar ever since the incident. Everyone suddenly has a full understanding of how to use iPhones to their fullest capacity, and Xbox 360 sales have skyrocketed at the nearest Target.

Jay kay, you guys. As is evident when you search “Geek Life” on Twitter, many LOLs have been had by all — except by the cops, who have allegedly been investigating the theft, and fingerprinting the “crime scene.” Geeds: 0. Greeks: five billion and one.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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