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Update: Taylor Swift Can’t Sing And Kind Of Sucks In Real Life, Too

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We can now officially call Taylor Swift the tequila of the musical world–she’s great when you’re upset and you need to cut loose, but when you wake up the next day and remember what you did the night before, you become extremely ashamed. It’s no surprise that there are polarizing views about Taylor, especially with her new pop album coming out soon, and it’s less of a surprise that critics are even more critical.

After her VMA performance Sunday night, the haters of the world took it upon themselves to show the true talents of T. Swift, and your ears are probably going to be pissed at you:

This isn’t news to anyone who has followed Taylor closely, even remotely, over the last few years. First, there was that heinous moment when she decided she was going to rap:

Then there was that gut-wrenching moment she told her fans:

“If you’re horrible to me I am going to write a song about you and you are not going to like it. That’s how I operate.”

…as if we didn’t realize she was writing songs about her life.

Lastly, there’s that weird, underlying, “I wanna be Zooey Deschanel” thing that no one ever really understands. Seen here:

And here:

And here:

Ugh, Taylor. Stop. Please. We can’t anymore.

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Babe Lincoln

Babe Lincoln (@Babe__Lincoln) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move and spends the majority of her time knocking back Franzia and introducing herself as "the female Johnny Manziel."

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