Ten real TSM submissions and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
How could he get mad about that! Some guys are so sensitive.
So then for my birthday, which was an all-girl’s pool party, I was like “Janis, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a lesbian.”
Honey, no. You know he doesn’t make a lot of money, right?
Here lies a Western Kentucky sorority girl. At least she was pretty.
I think there’s a way to drink more without looking like a scavenging peasant.
I don’t think they were talking about your car…
What’s it like? Being a whore and all.
Daddy got laid off? I’d be bitter too. Try FML if you’re looking for people you can relate to.
Did you read that in Cosmo?
Is a tray of cookies really worth the incessant nagging and “let’s just stay in and cuddle tonight” that comes to his mind when he hears the word “love”? Good luck with that ultimatum.
Oh and this…