Ten real TSM submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Your desperation just got you promoted to slampiece number 2! Congrats!
Maybe that was a sign you didn’t need any more Cheetos, honey.
That bad, huh?
The real problem here is that he took you to BJ’s for dinner.
If your life is flashing before your eyes, and a shit designer like Vera Bradley is the only thing you’re thinking about, I feel sorry for you.
I hope whomever you said that to you immediately punched you in the face upon receiving your response.
Ohh, so when your parents say “I love my Mercedes” they’re not lying. Smart.
Yeah, it’s not like it’s important or anything.
Your fratdaddy is a lucky, lucky man.
The wrong way to put yourself out there.
UGGGHHHHHH I hate you.
One of these ladies not like the others.
She’s such a lady.
This alleged Kappa Delta thinks Jeremy Lin (who she calls Jerry) is a black player on the Super Bowl winning Giants, and invites him to her formal: