This Poor Guy Bought A $37,000 Bus While Blacked Out

This Poor Guy Bought A $37,000 Bus While Blacked Out

I know it’s Thursday, and this is a little bit shameful for me to admit, but ya girl is a tad hungover today. For the record, I don’t usually make a habit of drinking on Wednesdays. But I had a hankering for a taco salad last night, and if you give a girl authentic Mexican food, she’s going to ask for three frozen margaritas to go with it. It’s just wired in my DNA that I can’t say no to tequila. Don’t judge me, I’m working on it.

At least I now live with the concrete knowledge that I’m having a better morning than Davie Little, a Spanish DJ who recently woke up after a particularly rowdy night out in Ibiza with a $37,000 bus receipt. I know what you’re thinking, and no, he did not take the world’s longest, most expensive bus ride. He actually bought a fucking bus.

Dude must go really hard. I’ll confess that I occasionally wake up with accidental drunk purchases, but the shit I pick up is seriously minor compared to our man Dave. Perhaps he ~took a pill in Ibiza~ to show Avicii he is completely incapable of making smart financial decisions while partying. Poor guy makes me feel really good about splurging on that $5 dish of guac last night.

[via Elite Daily]

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to

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