We all do crazy shit to look good. We burn our hair, glue eyelashes to our faces, eat kale, and buy heels so tall and impractical that, by the end of the night, we’re stumbling around like clumsy baby deer fresh out of the womb. Despite the hundreds of dollars we dish out on makeup just to get that perfect contour, most girls keep their physical altercations pretty low-key.
Pixee Fox isn’t like most girls. The 25-year-old model has sacrificed her face, body, and over $120,000 to transform herself into a living cartoon. She’s gone under the knife in countless surgeries, including four breast augmentations, four rhinoplasties, two liposuction procedures, one labiaplasty, one brow life, a Brazillian butt lift, and a procedure that– I can’t make this shit up– actually removed six of her ribs. The model still has plans for more additional procedures, including hip implants and butt implants.
Pixee claims her goal is to “capture the exaggerated femininity of beautiful animated characters like Holly Would, Jessica Rabbit, and Aurora.” I can totally see Jessica Rabbit, but I think she should probably keep Aurora out of this.
Don’t get me wrong, because I’m all about doing whatever makes you happy with who you are, but this seems a bit extreme. We’re talking worlds beyond your average boob lift or nose job. Homegirl has completely altercated her body to the point of no return, and I can’t imagine there won’t be a day when she wakes up and thinks, “Hmm, maybe I should’ve kept those FUCKING RIBS.” Not only is her body totally jacked up, but her face is so done that she looks much older than 25. If she had a dynamite sense of humor, I’d swear Joan Rivers faked her death and has now decided to give modeling a shot.
But hey, who am I to judge? Everyone has a hobby. I might suggest that, if she genuinely enjoys changing herself so much, she should probably consider changing her name as well. “Pixee Fox” isn’t doing her any favors. .