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This Instagram Account Is So Much Better Than Yours, You’ll Literally Die

If you thought your Instagram game was strong, you’re about to feel completely inadequate. Enter Skellie. She’s thin, white, totally basic, and has more than 200,000 Instagram followers. She has zero body fat, and she spends her free time hanging out with hot guys and drinking with her friends. She also averages about 20,000 likes on Instagram per picture, making your one hundred likes look, well, pathetic. Hate her yet? Just wait until you stalk her on social media. You’ll literally die. I mean, she did.

Skellie, as she’s known on social media, is dead. A skeleton that is posed to make fun of how basic we are is more popular than most of us will ever be. Yeah, we literally can’t even. As much as we’d love to hate her though, she can’t help that she’s so popular.


Her lash game is so strong, it hurts.




She takes “boning” to a whole different level.



This might explain why her skin is so…nonexistent.



’tis the season! Skinny Peppermint Mochas until Christmas for this girl!! #starbucks #redcup #buffaloplaid #holidaycup #skinnypeppermintmocha

Zdjęcie zamieszczone przez użytkownika Skellie (@omgliterallydead)

And it’s like, she doesn’t even have to drink “skinny” ones.



She makes my drunken photo collages with my friends look like amateur hour.

Basically, she makes all of us look bad, but it’s so funny that we don’t even care. If you want to see more of Skellie, you can follow her on Instagram here. But honestly, try not to compare yourself to her. She just has, like, a really fast metabolism.

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Rachel Varina

(yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and wearing sweatpants way more than is socially acceptable.

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