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This Guy Wrote An Insanely Offensive Hip Hop Song About Sorority Girls And We Can’t Stop Laughing

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It’s just a day full of sorority girls taking the heat. This morning, we received the hilarious lyrics to a ballad verbally decimating all the sororities at LSU, allegedly written by a Tri-Delt there, and now, now we have this gem. “Naughty By Nature – Hip Hop Hooray, Sorority Girl Remix” was uploaded to YouTube by Quinton West back in 2010, but with under 2,000 views, I can’t help but feel it never received the attention it deserves.

The entire jive does nothing but play on stereotypes associated with sorority girls, picking on a few of the larger national chapters in particular. I might be a traitor to my people right now, but the guy’s rhymes are funny:

“Let me start with KD. I mean the keg drainers. They party ‘til they die. I’m wild. They’re insaner.”

“Delta Delta Delta, I don’t think you’re sluts. You just like wiener in your mouth or in your butts.”

“Phi Mus aren’t fat. They’re just a little thick. No, that’s not a Snickers, quit biting on my dick.”

It’s like a 1000 times better, 1000 times funnier, 1000 times more offensive version of Luke Bryan’s “Sorority Girl.” And when accompanied by photos highlighting the awful fashion trends of yesteryear (RIP jean skirts), I am beyond entertained. I know a lot of you will be offended because blah blah, this doesn’t represent our values, blah blah. But if you can’t laugh at yourself, someone else will laugh at you twice.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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