This Guy Got Arrested For Facebook Stalking His Ex, So Bye.

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I’m not really into stalking ex-boyfriends. I prefer to click the “unfollow” button as soon as the split is official, and then process to post a ton of blatantly inappropriate pictures in the hopes that he’ll come across them and wish he hadn’t acted like such a little bitch. What can I say? I like to take the high road.

Justin Bellanco, a 26-year-old and extremely aggravated ex-boyfriend, is facing jail time for liking a boatload of his ex girlfriend’s Facebook pictures– 22 of them, to be exact. Seems kind of redundant to me. The point of social media stalking is that the victim don’t know you’re taking the time to see what they’re up to. This guy really needs to up his creeper status.

Or maybe not. Justin apparently was in violation of a restraining order set by his ex, April Holland. Turns out this guy is seriously crazeballs. He reportedly harassed April and her friends, and told her he would shoot her in the knee cap “just to watch her suffer.” Jesus. This guy makes my ex look like s fucking saint.

The cherry on top of this shit cake is that April physically ran into Justin as she was leaving the courthouse where she had been showing evidence to police officers. Crazy Joe claimed he was walking back to his house, which just happened to be in the total opposite direction. Police promptly arrested the basket case, and later released on $5,000 bail.

You’ve all been warned, so if I were you, I’d stay off Facebook when you’ve been drinking to avoid harassment charges. You’re probably too pretty for jail.

[via Times Leader]

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to

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