Oftentimes, I fantasize about what I would do to the people I want to exact revenge upon. Or, you know, just to those I don’t particularly like. I’ve considered putting hair removal cream in their shampoo or taking in all their clothes so they think they’ve gained weight. I’m not a complete psycho, so I wouldn’t actually do any of those things, but sometimes it’s fun to think about. However, an Australian company has come up with the ultimate sorority girl revenge that I may actually consider using: glitter, our favorite weapon.
For the low amount of $9.99 AUD (about $8.19 USD) a company called Ship Your Enemies Glitter will do exactly that: send anyone you want a big ol’ envelope full of glitter. Now, you may wonder why that would be a cruel thing to do. I mean, most of us pretty much consider glitter to be the tears of angels sent to us from heaven. But, if you think about it, we all know what a giant pain in the ass it is to clean up glitter, right? I mean, it sticks to everything and it gets all over our clothes, in our hair, and it will stay wherever it lands for weeks. Isn’t this really the perfect revenge, particularly for someone who may not love glitter as much as we do?
According to the friendly (yet seemingly insane) people at Ship Your Enemies Glitter, the process is pretty easy:
“So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world & we’ll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they’ll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks. We’ll also include a note telling the person exactly why they’re receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage.”
Bonus: the glitter is sent anonymously, so that bitch down the hall who keeps giving your boyfriend the side-eye will never know it was you who sent it. Honestly, what’s better than getting revenge with your favorite substance ever?.