These Tweets About The #BieberRoast Are Funnier Than The Actual Roast

Bieber Roast

Normally, I’m not a huge fan of roasts because they’re mean, awkward, and too long to get through without a hearty snack, but last night’s roast of Justin Bieber was special. Few times in history has there been a giant “let’s make fun of you” fest in which SO many people hate the person and SO many people love the person. I fall into the “hate” category. Personally, I think Justin Bieber is a little bitch, so I was pumped for the evening.

And it was actually perfect. The haters got to speak their minds about how they wish Justin would have been aborted as a fetus, and the lovers got to be “proud” of him for accepting his wrongdoings.

Basically it was a giant fuck-fest and it left everyone satisfied. From Martha Stewart giving advice

To Kevin Hart getting heated

To Ron Burgundy randomly showing up

To Natasha Leggero making the whole thing her bitch

It was some on-point comedy all around. And naturally, since it was offensive, funny, and great, everyone had something to say on the topic. I took to Twitter to see what the hot gossip was, and the world of tweeters did not let me down. It’s everything we could have hoped for, but better.

Then, of course, there were “Beliebers” who were upset by this whole thing.

And in the end, Justin got to pull a PR stunt to apologize for his actions, which was the whole point of this comedy assault in the first place.

Whether you loved it, hated it, Beliebe, or hope all of the Beliebers get shipped off to labor camps, we can all agree that the best part of the evening was seeing Kevin Hart stand next to Shaq.

Thanks for the entertainment, Twitter. You never fail to make me simultaneously laugh and fear for the future of the human race.

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Rachel Varina

(yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and wearing sweatpants way more than is socially acceptable.

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