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These Are, By Far, The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 2

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Be careful who you swipe right.

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Me too, girl.

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Yeah, I tend to have that effect.

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That turned dark very quickly.

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Yikes.

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And if the connection is wrong, you’ll wind up in his trunk.

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Not gonna lie, this one might’ve worked on me.

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This wasn’t too weird until the marshmallow remark.

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“Aye.”

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I highly doubt that.

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Please don’t reproduce.

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Second time? You guys really gotta start checking your autocorrect.

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No.

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You can be my split ends, I’ll simultaneously ignore and deny your existence.

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Just a tad.

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WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

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Because if there was, it’d be harder to weed out the creep. Such as yourself.

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Nah dude. I’ll stand.

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This was emailed to me already strategically cropped, so I assume the line actually worked on some girl. Shame on you, sister.

Check out The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 1 HERE.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to LuckyJoTSM@gmail.com.

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.

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