Currently we have a strange epidemic going on in this crazy, unpredictable world we live in. Every celebrity from list A-Z is dying at the chance to kiss Taylor Swift’s rhinestone embellished ass. I don’t really understand it, but it seems like everyone is jumping at the chance to join her onstage.
I mean I sort of get it, I guess. It’s the perfect time to steal the attention of thousands of screaming Swifties while they blindly applaud even though it’s likely they don’t know who they’re cheering for. Well quicker than you can say “lawsuit,” a rare exception has appeared before our very eyes. It appears that not everyone has been hypnotized by Taylor’s catchy tunes and adorkable gimmicks. That person is Bad Bitch Of The Year Rihanna, and it seems like she couldn’t care less.
When asked if she’d ever join T-Swizzle on stage to prance down her star-studded catwalk, she had the perfect response.
“I don’t think I would. I just don’t think it makes sense. I don’t think our brands are the same; I don’t think they match. I don’t think our audiences are the same. In my mind she’s a role model, I’m not.”
And just like that, everyone’s head exploded..