There Is Photographic Evidence Of The Croatian Soccer Team Swimming Naked Together To Celebrate A Lost Game

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This past Thursday, Brazil beat the Croatian soccer team 3-1 in the opening match of the World Cup. If you are anything like me, this information means absolutely nothing to you. I don’t keep up with sports, and although I should be embarrassed to admit it, I had to implement a Google search to discover what sport actually plays in the World Cup. No shame.

After the game that I did not watch, the Croatian team did something that I fully support. They went back to their resort, stripped, and mourned their loss by swimming naked together.

Though I don’t give a shit about soccer, I can definitely admit to having a deep appreciation for a nice man butt. Luckily for us, some invasive paparazzi nearby the action sniped some pictures of the beautiful, chiseled man-gods in all of their naked, sweaty glory.

The pictures include players Dejan Lovren, Sime Vrsaljko, and Vedran Corluka. I have no idea who they are, what they do, or how to pronounce their names, but I now know what they look like naked. Click HERE to see the pictures.

Clothed pictures of the three below.

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[via Buzzfeed]

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to

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