I want letters and sisters a-plenty
Need a big and a little to adore
You need clothes to borrow? I’ve got plenty
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where Greek people are
I wanna see, wanna see them grindin’
Going to parties at a–what do you call it?
Wearing those letters will get you far,
Letters are required for mixers, date parties
Hooking up with…umm…what’s his name again?
Oh yeah, Matt!
Up where they drink, up where they score
Up where they puke all over the floor
Completely carefree, wish I could be
A sorority girl
What would I give if I could be an Alpha Zeta?
Maybe Tri-Pi? Beta Sig, or STE?
Bet’cha they’re good, my sisterhood,
The girls who’ll be with me forever
They’ll be in my wedding, or when I’m regretting
Ten shots of Fireball
I’m ready to march down to Greek Row
Let the sisters ask questions and give the right answers
Like, did Matt use a condom and why does it–what’s the word?
When’s it my turn?
I’m flipping my lid! Won’t someone please just give me a bid?
So I can be…
No GDI life for me…
A sorority girl!.