Be careful who you swipe right.
Can I sit on a cake and eat a cake?
Is it weird that I think this is cute?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Mind if I Slytherin with you then?
Swing and a miss, Andrew.
I don’t see anything wrong with this plan.
I mean, at least he’s honest.
What exactly do you hope to achieve with this line?
Also, I’m angry, like, 93 percent of the time.
Not a bad idea, actually.
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