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The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 13: Meat Cannon

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Be careful who you swipe right.

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Bold approach.

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Really? That’s the best you can do?

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Okay. Who the fuck took this picture?

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He Israeli desperate.

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For some reason, I’m not buying it.

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So many questions.

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Guarantee I don’t want to test that theory.

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You’re only allowed to say shit like that if your name is Detective Stabler.

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Nope. Never gonna call you that. Because it’s weird.

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Yes. So down, yes.

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A little too cocky there, Josh.

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He’s probably one of the kids whose bio says “I’m 17 not 22.”

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He’s right. That was pretty clear.

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Hopeless romantic.

Check out The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, and Part 12.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to LuckyJoTSM@gmail.com.

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.

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