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The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 11: Pound Town

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Be careful who you swipe right.

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Perhaps some correct punctuation?



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Do less, Jacob.



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Cole, Buddy The Elf’s pervy cousin.



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What a charmer.



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You’re killin’ me, Smalls.



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Sounds like a decent deal, but your name is weird as fuck.

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Nothing says “sexy” like the potential threat of a deranged stranger locking you in a cage.



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His dedication arouses me.



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Solid line, might’ve worked on me.



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I am if you drive an Audi.



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Does anyone else find this weirdly alluring?



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It’s safe to say that any guy who refers to a vagina as a “box” has some deeply rooted psychological issues.



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I don’t even understand what he’s trying to say.

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Your intense energy is making me uncomfortable, Eric.



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Talking about liquified bowel movements is the way to any girl’s heart.

Check out The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, and Part 10.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to LuckyJoTSM@gmail.com.

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.

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