Be careful who you swipe right.
Perhaps some correct punctuation?
Do less, Jacob.
Cole, Buddy The Elf’s pervy cousin.
What a charmer.
You’re killin’ me, Smalls.
Sounds like a decent deal, but your name is weird as fuck.
Nothing says “sexy” like the potential threat of a deranged stranger locking you in a cage.
His dedication arouses me.
Solid line, might’ve worked on me.
I am if you drive an Audi.
Does anyone else find this weirdly alluring?
It’s safe to say that any guy who refers to a vagina as a “box” has some deeply rooted psychological issues.
I don’t even understand what he’s trying to say.
Your intense energy is making me uncomfortable, Eric.
Talking about liquified bowel movements is the way to any girl’s heart.
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