How many times have you been watching reruns of Sex and The City and thought, “Damn, I wish I had a cosmopolitan in my hand right now,” but also, “WTF is in a cosmopolitan and how do I make one?” The answer, if you’re me, is too many times.
The only drink I know how to make is Crystal Light and vodka, but thanks to Bartesian, I can trick my friends into thinking I’m a certified mixologist. The Bartesian is basically a Keurig, but instead of coffee and tea, it makes scientifically perfect cocktails at the push of a button. Instead of having to buy five different ingredients, all you have to do is insert the capsule, select your strength (strong, duh), and voilà, you’re fancy as fuck.
For now, Bartesian is only on Kickstarter, but they’ve already raised more than half of their $100,000 goal with 21 days left in the campaign. Add this to the fact that it’s actually a seriously brilliant idea, and I’m willing to bet that this thing hits the shelves in no time.
They’re launching with only six capsules to start, including some classics like margarita, cosmopolitan, and sex on the beach, but they plan to add favorites like long island iced tea, apple martini, and daiquiri to the mix once they get off the ground.
The capsules aren’t just powdered flavoring, they’re made with real fruit juice concentrates non-alcoholic liquors, and bitters, all in liquid form. It’s all high quality, legitimate ingredients, which makes for the yummiest cocktails.
This could totally change the pre-game game. No more shitty mixed drinks, no more buying fruit juice by the gallon, because now you can be a classy bitch who drinks cosmos. Go on with your bad self. I’ll be first in line to buy one of these, and if you want to get your hands on one before they hit the shelves, all you have to do is donate $249 to their Kickstarter. Worth it? I think so. .
[via Elite Daily]
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