Drake and Rihanna coming out as a couple was probably the greatest thing to happen since the invention of sticky boobs. Okay, maybe an exaggeration, but it was at least a much-needed distraction from the gag-inducing train wreck that was Tom Hiddleston and the succubus known colloquially as Taylor Swift.
Everyone is pretty much on the same page with the Drake and RiRi sitch, except a few non-believers. One of those hold-outs just happens to be wheelchair Jimmy’s own dad, Dennis Graham.
In a video posted by TMZ, Papa Graham repeatedly denies that there is anything more than friendship going on between the two.
Damn, Dennis. Why so salty?
I’m not one to judge how two people express their friendship with one another, but all I know is that I find it really hard to believe that people who are “just friends” operate on this level of affection. I’ve become pretty regular study partners with my dude Ben Phi Delt, but that doesn’t mean we’re going to go out and get tatted with matching spiral-bound notebooks to commemorate the bond. If this were the case with Drake and Rihanna, it would be the most epic friend zone of all time..
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