Quoting Mean Girls…Your Favorite Pastime and Mine

It’s been said that Mean Girls is the Clueless of our generation. And by “it’s been said” I mean, a member of the TSM staff said it (still true) and obviously anything a TSM staff member says should be taken to heart, because we’re sorority royalty. If TSM was Us Weekly, we would always be on the cover (still half true). Because I am SUCH a good friend, (or because it was trending on Twitter and I don’t feel like doing my homework), I’ve compiled a list of my favorite Mean Girls quotes and scenes. If you have a problem with it, you can go shave your back now.

And so it begins…

“You can’t sit with us!”

“That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.”

And one of her secrets…

“I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!”

“Four for you Glenn Coco. You go Glenn Coco!”

“I think he’s headed for the projection room above the auditorium!”

“Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s NOT going to happen.”

“I want my pink shirt back!”

“I’m not like regular moms. I’m a cool mom.”

She’s right… such a cool mom.

“Is butter a carb?”

“You can’t join the mathletes! That’s like social suicide.”

It really is…

-“So you have your cousins, then you have your first cousins, then you have your second cousins…”
-“No honey, uh-uh”
-“That’s not right, is it?”
-“That is SO not right.”

“That is the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.”

“It’s 68 degrees, and there’s a 30% chance it’s already raining.”

If you’ve never noticed, please pay careful attention to Regina George eating an entire loaf of bread. You’re welcome.

-“This is the fertility vase of the Ndebele tribe. Does that mean anything to you?”

-“Say ‘crack’ again.”

And my absolute FAVORITE scene… when Gretchen Weiners cracks.

I know you have more of your own faves to add. It’s ok, honey, put it in the comments section. Enjoy ladies, and remember, what’s the limit on how many times it’s acceptable to quote Mean Girls? The limit does not exist!

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