Piñatas Filled With Alcohol Are Simultaneously The Best And Worst Invention To Date

Piñatas Filled With Alcohol Are Simultaneously The Best And Worst Invention To Date

The best birthday parties were filled with tons of games — pin the tail on the donkey, duck, duck, goose, and of course, the piñata. Very few parents were cool enough to allow a bunch of screaming children to swing a bat in the air while blindfolded, so I’ve only had a few experiences with them. Considering I’m basically too weak to put together IKEA furniture, even now, I highly doubt I was ever the one to break the colorful paper vessel to let the candy come trickling out.

But now that I’m an adult I may finally get another (much more dangerous) chance. The company Nipyata is now selling piñatas — with alcohol! Appropriately named the “stay classy burrito,” among other styles, you can buy a piñata filled with tiny, little nips (re: the mini alcohol bottles for airplanes, not porn star nipples). I can’t think of anything that sounds like a better idea for a 21st birthday party than putting a bat in people’s hand and having them swing. Fun!

[via Cosmopolitan]

Image via Nipyata

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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