This morning was like any other morning. My alarm sounded, I hit snooze. It sounded again. I hit snooze. It sounded a third time. I hit snooze. And I repeated this for about an hour and a half, when I finally opened my eyes, checked social media, and opened my emails. And what to my wondering eyes should appear, but the most incredible acapella group I ever did see.
Oxford (read: smart #swoon and also British #swoonagain) University’s all-male acapella group, Out Of The Blue, is absolute fire. They just dropped their rendition of “Santa Baby,” and it is funny, and fabulous, and I think they got the Fresh Prince of Bel-aire to sing with them.
I just want to be best friends with all of these guys forever and ever and make them sing to me when I’m sad, or happy, or anything in between. Christmas is their jam, though. Last year, they honored sass queen Mariah Carey with an incredible rendition of “All I Want For Christmas Is You.”
And then you dig deeper. And they bring you Shakira. And then you die.
And as for you, sir, with the sex snarl.
I know I just saw you kiss a boy, so we’ll probably never be together, but if you at least want to maybe come to my date functions and platonically touch my boobs out of curiosity, I’d be okay with that..