Lindy Goodson and Abby Bozeman are freshmen at Ole Miss who are definitely not going to go through recruitment this year. I know this, because I am a wizard adept at vision. Here are the girls in their dorm room right now.
Just by looking at this picture of their freshman dorm room, it is very clear that they in no way aspire to be sorority girls. Several things jump out at me:
- The custom-made monogrammed matching pillows on their beds, as well as the custom-made bed skirts.
- The white fur rug.
- The oversized t-shirt and Norts.
- The gold and powder blue trim.
- The fact that their fathers put the room together while they posted it to social media.
I mean, I just don’t see it working out.
The two girls met via social media (?? I just can’t imagine a good social media game being the makings of a sorority girl ??), and immediately began discussing their bedroom decor. (TSM????? Probs not.) Bozeman, from Mississippi told Buzzfeed that Goodson was from Illinois, so they weren’t sure that the collection of items they’d acquired from T.J. Maxx, Marshall’s, Pottery Barn, and antique furniture stores would work, ““but then we got here, and it does.” It totally does.
Since the initial tweet went out, Goodson has set her account to private, because she’s getting a lot of attention, and not at all because actives are creeping her. The room is actually cute as hell. My only question is what the hell happened to all the furniture the dorm came with?
Anyway, good luck with recruitment, girls. I can guarantee you’re shoo-ins..