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Nick Bateman Is Quite Possibly The #MCM That Will Crash Instagram

Ladies, meet Nick Bateman. He’s tall, dark, handsome, chiseled, and if you thought it couldn’t get any better, he’s also starring in “Total Frat Movie.” Nick plays A.J. Chesterfield, the president of Kappa Nu who spends his free time breaking hearts and trying to get rival fraternity AXG kicked off campus. You know, that bad boy vibe that we always seem to fall for. After doing some research and not stalking his Instagram, I’ve concluded he may just be God’s gift to women.

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As if you needed more reasons to fall “head over heels, poster-hanging, middle school crush” in love, he just so happens to be everyone’s type. Well, unless you don’t like the perfect, strong jaw, six-pack ab type. If that’s the case, all power to you, less competition for the rest of us.

You like nerds? Check. He wears glasses, and you know that’s what we all actually mean when we say we like nerds.

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Such a mysterious look. A spy? Going to a fancy ball? Meeting me at the alter? We may never know.

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Do I even need to say anything?

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“Get in the water! Get in! I’m sorry. Get in the water, baby. Baby, would you please just get in?”

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I think I just ovulated.

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Here we have “perfect boyfriend Nick.” Aw, he just made you breakfast in bed. Isn’t he the sweetest?

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Thank you, God and TFM, for bringing such a perfect blend of genetics to our attention. I’ll be not so patiently waiting for the movie to release and stalking his Facebook and Twitter in the meantime.

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Rachel Page

Rachel enjoys spending her time thinking about Britney Spears, whining about being single, and thinking about Britney Spears. She doesn't take to criticism well, so be nice or so she will cry herself to sleep! Email: rpage@grandex.co

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