It’s a tradition held close to women’s heart all over the United States. Monday night comes along, you get your fuzzy socks on, pour yourself the biggest glass of wine (or take the bottle straight to the face depending on how loveless your personal life is), and sit down with your closest girlfriends to obsess over major hotties as Chris Harrison dramatically proclaims, “This week, on The Bachelor.…”
It wouldn’t be Bachelor Monday without your favorite bottle of wine. It’s a combination stronger than peanut butter and jelly or vodka sodas and bad decisions, which has me wondering why it’s taken so long for the creators of The Bachelor to sanction their own wine? But have no fear or low alcohol tolerance because “The Bachelor Wine Collection” is being released to celebrate the 21st season of the show on January 2nd. This tells me that Nick Viall’s season is so bad, the creators want to get you as drunk as possible so you can pretend to enjoy it. The collection will include The Fantasy Suite (Cabernet Sauvignon), One on One (Chardonnay), and The Final Rosé.
I’ll be honest, the pictures of the wine bottles are enough to make me want to buy in bulk. Instead of passing out roses, I’ll be passing out generous doses of the One on One bottle. By the end of the night I might even get The Final Rosé, in which i will always accept with an open heart. Cheers to love and wine. But mostly wine..
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