Clearly, the guys of Pi Kappa Phi chapter at North Carolina State University have never seen “Mean Girls.” If they had, they would know that writing cruel things down in a book is always a very bad idea.
This time, the book was green instead of pink, and instead of a page for every girl in the junior class, it contained such racist and sexist gems as:
• “Be kind to the whales because they’ll lead you to the dolphins.”
• “The only reason I don’t hook up with fat chicks is that I’m afraid I’ll love it.”
• “I like little girls.”
• “That tree is so perfect for lynching.”
• “It will be short and painful, just like when I rape you.”
Plus a whole lot of other charming things that I can’t include here because I’m too disgusted to type them. You can see the actual pages in WRAL’s slideshow.
The pledge book was discovered after someone decided it would be an awesome idea to take it with them to a restaurant near campus and then forgot it. First rule of the burn book: you don’t take it out with you in public.
And in case you were wondering about the legitimacy of the book – according to WRAL, “the comments were signed in places, and the names match up to those listed as brothers on the Pi Kappa Phi website.” Second rule of the burn book: don’t sign your name.
As you can imagine, Pi Kappa Phi headquarters wasn’t exactly thrilled with the discovery of the book. They have suspended the chapter and in a statement on their website, Pi Kappa Phi Chief Executive Officer Mark E. Timmes said, “The written comments and quotes reported earlier this evening are offensive and unacceptable. These statements are inconsistent with the values of Pi Kappa Phi and will not be tolerated. We have instructed our students to cooperate fully with all investigation efforts.”
Turns out Lindsay Lohan movies have a lesson for us after all..
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