Kylie Jenner is my sixth favorite Kardashian right after Khloe, Scott, Kourtney, Kris, and Kendall, in that order. She doesn’t appear higher on my list because I just can’t decide how I feel about her edgy clothes, her tumblr posts, and her witch nails. I mean, they work for her. She pulls it all together in a way I never could. I just feel like she’s perpetually rolling her eyes at my basic ass, and she will never even know who I am. She seems like kind of a bitch — and I mean that in a good way, but I also mean it in the way that she seems like a bitch.
Like she might be the kind of girl to go shopping and then take a photo of the peasants watching her from behind a glass door. She might even pose with them and smile slyly with a face that says “I’m taking a picture of how obsessed you are with me, even though I’m literally making sure there is a physical barrier between us.” Maybe.
God, she just gives zero fucks. I mean, blah blah blah, “posing with fans,” but you don’t post fan photos to your own Insta. You take a photo on their camera and let them post it. She wasn’t taking a picture “with” her fans, she was taking a picture “of” her fans. I see you, Kylie..