John Mayer’s Level Of Petty On Taylor Swift’s Birthday Is Legendary


So you may or may not know this about Taylor Swift, but she has a tendency to drag her exes and then play the victim. She’s never wrong. They’re always all constantly just ~hurting~ her. But if you ask her in an interview, she never airs her dirty laundry. She just leaves serious context clues and allows you to air it for her her.

You also may or may not know that she has a song called “Dear John” that she wrote about her ex-boyfriend and noted sex pot, John Mayer. They only dated for a few months a hundred years ago, but that was enough to get a song out of him. He was pretty peeved, and told Rolling Stone four years ago “I didn’t deserve it. I’m pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do.”

A third thing you may or may not know is that yesterday was Taylor’s birthday. And John Mayer had a message:

He deleted the tweet, but the joy it brings will live on forever.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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