James Franco Attempts To Hook Up With Teenage Girl


I’ve always gotten creepy vibes from James Franco. It doesn’t make sense for someone that attractive to hang around Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill all the time. Something’s off. Maybe he didn’t get hot until after high school. Maybe he has Asperger’s. Maybe he’s something of a child molester. Hard to tell. UNTIL NOW.

Franco recently met a girl named Lucy Clode, who was visiting New York City from Scotland for her upcoming birthday. As any excited fan 17-year-old girl would do, she took a selfie video with the star, which she uploaded to Instagram. She tagged James Franco in it, per his request.

From there, he started flirting with the teen.

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Oh, James Franco. A triple text? Something’s definitely off.

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I know what you’re thinking: What kind of idiot wouldn’t fuck James Franco if given the chance? Probably the kind who had proof that he wanted to, which is honestly just as good–if not better. You go Lucy, you hot, underage, tease.

[via Gawker]

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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