Sit down. Shut up. And take notes from this girl. Jazz Egger is a “19-year-old Instagram model” who aspires to be a “19-year-old Instagram model.” And as beautiful as her Instagram pictures are, we have gathered here today for an entirely different reason. Now, it’s not in the Guinness books, but Jazz claims she has set the “world record” for Tinder matches, coming in at 5,400 matches. And the majority of them are Super Likes.
Jazz was so overwhelmed by the amount of dick flying at her face, she said, “I reached a point where I couldn’t answer everyone anymore, because I had swiped right on every super like.”
So when hard times come at you, you have to make sure you are upfront and honest with everyone so that no one ends up hurt. Jazz does just that in his Tinder profile “disclaimer,” it reads:
“Sorry this is getting out of hand. I can’t answer everyone anymore. I only reply if your message is super interesting. Hope you understand.”
So you would think some boys would be turned off by such a cocky thing to say, but the disclaimer did quite the opposite.
“I would receive the craziest pick-up lines and unbelievable offers. I even matched with Conor Maynard and other well-known musicians, YouTubers and actors. Another crazy offer was when a guy invited me for a week in Greece on his yacht. He offered to pay for everything, even my flight — just so he could have a chance. Of course, I declined that offer.”
So even if you aren’t an Instagram model, I think we all learned some valuable lessons today. No one is going to know how many likes you get, so lie and say that you just have soooo many you can’t quite possibly get to them all. Sorry boys, “this vagine is platinum,” as our Lord and Savior, Corrinne, would say.
I’m lucky if I even find one guy I’m slightly attracted to on a 30-minute Tinder spree. 5,400 attractive, suitable men? Seems a little fake. But I can’t judge because the only Super Likes I’ve ever gotten is a guy named Bill, with red hair down to his shoulders, claiming he’s a world famous fry cook. Deep fry my heart, Bill, and stop harassing me on Tinder..
[via Daily Mail]