If You Aren’t Going To The TFM/TSM Spring Break, You Can’t Sit With Us


Spring break is still a couple months away, but if you haven’t at least thought about where you’re going to be getting drunk in a bikini, you’re already behind. I get why you’ve been putting it off; planning the perfect spring break takes time, effort, a lot of patience, and a few tears. At least it used to, before the TFM/TSM Spring Break existed.

We know how it is. The planning, the coordinating travel, the budgeting – it’s all too much. You’re just trying to have a good time getting drunk on a beach with your friends, you don’t need that kind of stress. So we took it upon ourselves to plan the most epic spring break trips of all time. Yeah, you read that right. Trips, as in plural. You have options, girl.

These spring break trips are exclusively and expertly created by the brilliant minds that brought you TFM and TSM, so you know it’s gonna be lit.

There’s actually THREE TFM/TSM Spring Break trips, all in different places. Let me break it down for you.

1. Panama City Beach

If you didn’t do spring break at PCB at least once, did you even go to college? The answer is no. PCB spring break is a must. It’s Ratchet City, population: every college student ever. The TFM/TSM Spring Break package has everything you could ever want or need from a PCB spring break trip. Here are the basic deets:

  • 18+ welcome
  • Night packages in March
  • Free booze (!!!) at our daily pool parties from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.
  • All you can eat welcome dinner/party
  • Two exclusive nights at the area’s best nightclubs

2. South Padre Island

They say everything’s bigger (and better) in Texas, and they’re absolutely right. Held in the home state of the TFM/TSM headquarters, this Texas based spring break trip surely won’t disappoint. SPI has more booze, more hot guys (who all know how to two step), and more fun than you could ever imagine. Head down south this spring break to experience all that the Lone Star State has to offer:

  • 18+ welcome
  • Every Sunday-Monday in March
  • Non-beachfront and beachfront accommodations
  • Exclusive welcome party at Tequila Sunset
  • Two exclusive night events at Louie’s Backyard

3. Inception At Sea Cruise Miami – Bahamas

This is the motherlode of all spring break trips. It’s the spring break trip to end all spring break trips, which makes sense because you have to be 21 to go. If you are of legal drinking age, all aboard on the world’s first fully chartered spring break cruise ship. You’ll be getting wastey-pants from Miami all the way to the Bahamas alongside 2400 other college students, and once you get there, you’ll be treated to a private concert on the island. Did I mention everything is all inclusive?

  • 21+, so leave your littles behind
  • March 11-14th
  • ALL INCLUSIVE, from booze to meals and everything in between
  • Private island concerts from top EDM/Hip hop talent

Sounds too good to be true, right? But no, this is real. And it’s amazing. And you don’t want to miss it. Here’s a little glimpse of life aboard the most epic spring break cruise ever:


Partying on a cruise ship with your best friends and then going to a private concert on the Bahamas. TSM.

To find out even more about these trips, visit and see for yourself everything we have to offer. You won’t regret it.

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Cristina Montemayor

Cristina is a Grandex Writer and Content Manager. She was an intern for over two years before she graduated a semester early to write about college full time, which makes absolutely no sense. She regretfully considers herself a Carrie, but is first and foremost a Rory. She tends to draw strong reactions from people. They are occasionally positive. You can find her in a bar as you're bending down to tie your shoes, drinking Dos XX and drunk crying to Elton John. Email her: (not .com).

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