Hot Guy Runs Shirtless In Rain, Ends Drought *Wink*

Hot Guy Runs Shirtless In Rain, Ends Drought *Wink*

It’s a sex joke, you guys. The title. It’s about wet panties.

Let’s just get right to it. This shouldn’t be news. There is poverty, and violence, and hate in the world. There is charity, and good deeds, and incredible accomplishments by people every day. There is so much good — and bad — going on in this world, that this should not even be on our radar. But it is. Because, well, Ethan.

A man in Chicago named Ethan Renoe took a shirtless run in the rain in December. And everyone cares.

So this just happened. Enjoying the weather, are you, "Ethan"?

Posted by WGN TV on Sunday, December 13, 2015

Good Lord. Just when you thought you liked dad bod, you’re reminded that — hey, maybe you don’t. The post has been shared over 10,000 times and has been viewed over a million times in under a day, because women can objectify men too. Equality.

by David

Posted by Ethan Renoe on Sunday, October 4, 2015

Hi Ethan. I’m single too.

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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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