If you follow Miley on Instagram, you don’t just do it for insights into her life. You follow her because she’s really fucking weird on IG. I mean, she’s weird all the time in her performances and videos and interviews — she’s a weird girl. But Instagram just takes it to a whole new level. Instagram is supposed to be where you’re your best self. Your fakest, best, most photoshopped self. And Miley did get the memo about photoshopping for her followers, but not in they way we’d expect or hope for.
We just want to see a thigh gap with a curved refrigerator outlining your body, but instead we get baby Miley’s face on grown Miley’s tits, the picture of which has replaced the pepperoni on a photo of a slice of pizza. It’s just not right. Until now.
Miley has taken to her dank photoshop skills once again, and this time proven that she wants to be a Kardashian. Stars — they’re just like us!
To be fair, once they stop tying her hair back in that ponytail, I’ll be really jealous of North too..