Guy Fakes His Own Death To Get A Girl To Text Him Back

Fake Death

Usually, it’s girls who get a bad rep for being a little crazy when guys don’t text them back and it’s easy to see why. But it would seem that some dude named Cordell out-crazied all of us when he faked his own death to get a girl to text him back. Yes, you read that correctly – HE FAKED HIS OWN DEATH.

After the lady in question did not reply to his articulate “wzup” texts (not sure how she resisted), Cordell decided to get creative. He posed as his own mother and saying that Cordell had been shot sixteen times in a driveby. He even went so far as to state when his funeral would be before he confessed to it all being a ploy to get a poor girl who goes by @Immaculate_ICE on Twitter to text him back.

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@Immaculate_ICE, we think maybe you need to change your phone number.

[via Diply]

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Jenna Crowley

Jenna used to be known as 2NOTBrokeGirls, but then one of the girls actually went broke, so she's struck out on her own. Jenna spends her free time saving the world, one sorority girl at a time (usually while wearing yoga pants), questioning why she decided to get a doctorate, and documenting her love of all things cheese related. You can ask her anything you want about football, using your boobs to get what you want, and pizza at @JennaLCrowley on Twitter or via email at

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