GOP Still Has The Vote Of Young People Who Dress Like Old People

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“Socially liberal, fiscally conservative” is the only way to be these days. I mean, except for all the other ways, but that seems like the only “safe” answer when people ask your political affiliation. Republicans are losing more and more steam because of their social views, and now young people have virtually abandoned the party.

Except, as The Onion points out in its hilarious new video, for young people who dress like old people.

Only thing they got wrong? We’d never wear fucking pantsuits.

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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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