In case you missed it, Gia Giudice, New Jersey badass and true star of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” has started a girl band called 3KT with friends Alexa Maetta, 16, and Cristianna Cardinale, 14. It’s nothing short of incredible. With their thick Jersey accents, the girls come home from dance, cheer, and basketball practice, and before they can get into their teen activities like baking brownies and going to the mall, they are informed that their music video has leaked and it’s glorious from the very first to the very last second–especially the last second, actually.
Some were outraged by 13-year-old Gia dancing so provocatively, but the only thing that really stood out to me was that a teenager was throwing shade on some guy for making minimum wage in the bonus “Little Cee” rap. The best part, of course, was the guest appearance by Milania, who is, like, totally serious about her connections. “LOL. Kids.” -Kids.
But now that her parents are being incarcerated, Gia can’t rely on them to fund her blossoming music career. Instead, she’s doing what all
assholes children of the 21st century do. She’s crowdfunding.
3KT wants to raise $7,500 to make its next music video: a holiday jive, which is the next best thing to a Britney Spears cover. “The only ‘risks,’” according to girls, “are that this music video may be AMAZING! <3.” Well, that doesn’t seem very risky at all!.