Gia Giudice’s Music Video Is Even More Incredible Than You Could Possibly Imagine…And She’s Crowdfunding To Make Another


In case you missed it, Gia Giudice, New Jersey badass and true star of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” has started a girl band called 3KT with friends Alexa Maetta, 16, and Cristianna Cardinale, 14. It’s nothing short of incredible. With their thick Jersey accents, the girls come home from dance, cheer, and basketball practice, and before they can get into their teen activities like baking brownies and going to the mall, they are informed that their music video has leaked and it’s glorious from the very first to the very last second–especially the last second, actually.

Some were outraged by 13-year-old Gia dancing so provocatively, but the only thing that really stood out to me was that a teenager was throwing shade on some guy for making minimum wage in the bonus “Little Cee” rap. The best part, of course, was the guest appearance by Milania, who is, like, totally serious about her connections. “LOL. Kids.” -Kids.

But now that her parents are being incarcerated, Gia can’t rely on them to fund her blossoming music career. Instead, she’s doing what all assholes children of the 21st century do. She’s crowdfunding.

3KT wants to raise $7,500 to make its next music video: a holiday jive, which is the next best thing to a Britney Spears cover. “The only ‘risks,’” according to girls, “are that this music video may be AMAZING! <3.” Well, that doesn’t seem very risky at all!

[via Kickstarter]

Email this to a friend

Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

For More Photos and Videos

Latest podcasts

New Stories

Load More