You know what’s better than eating Girl Scout cookies? Eating Girl Scout cookies while getting drunk. But I don’t need to tell you this. You’re no amateur. You know that the only way to truly feel okay about eating the entire box of Thin Mints in one sitting is to forget that you ate the entire box of Thin Mints in one sitting. The one question you have, however, is which wine do you drink with which cookie? Sure, you could chug whatever shitty excuse for fermented grapes that you have in your dorm, but you’re a classy bitch. And classy bitches pair their cookies with the proper wine. So I reached out to Paula Moulton, a renowned wine pairer. She agreed to share some of her best pairings with our favorite cookies. First seen on SheKnows, here are the most delicious wine and cookie combinations that will make you feel born again. Excuse me while I get white girl (scout cookie) wasted.