“Game Of Thrones” Wine Is Coming, Alcoholic Fans Rejoice

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Get ready to enjoy Jon Snow while buzzing, because “Game of Thrones” wine is coming. Sure, there was “Game of Thrones” beer, but I’m not a beer girl (obviously). Now, we can all prepare for season 5 with a goblet in hand, like modern-day Cersei (only with a better brow game and less brother loving).

The wines are coming your way from Sydney, Australia. At this point, I might go there to pick up some of my own. Fabulous vacation with GoT wine? Sold. Sounds like a real life version of Dorn to me. The twelve varieties are all themed for a different group — the Great Houses Tyrell, Lannister, Stark, Greyjoy, Arryn, Martell, Baratheon, Targaryen, Wildlings, White Walkers, Night’s Watch, and Dothraki. Hard pass on White Walkers wine, but I like that the option exists.

The wines are both reds and whites, and retail for only $20, making them the perfect solution for your next watch party. You can even make a drinking game out of it, based on bid or no bid. The winos claim that the “headstrong and robust” houses will be red, while the “cunning and mysterious” ones will be white, which is perfect, because I’ve always been a white girl, myself. I can only hope that the Wines of Westeros will soften the blow next season. We all know that all men must die, but sometimes alcohol is needed.

[via Jezebel]

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Fleur de Lilly (@margaretabrams) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move and Post Grad Problems. When she's not corrupting her big's baby, she can be found decoding texts, gravitating towards raised surfaces, and spending time with her gentleman caller, Jack Daniels. She loves Lilly, Louisiana, and her lineage.

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