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Fail Friday: TSM Edition

Ten real TSM submissions. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

When using the bathroom you must always cross your legs. No matter the number. TSM.
-Kentucky

Ummm… first of all, this is gross and unnecessary. Secondly, girls don’t poop. Duh.

Destroying your paddle and hiding all evidence because you hate it. TSM
-Texas

I have no witty comment. I’m actually speechless. You’re literally the worst Big ever.

Shacking with an immortal. TSM
-Michigan

Sweetie, I think he may have tricked you…

My big and I share everything, including our boyfriend. TSM
-Florida

Must be tricky around formal season.

every kiss begins with kay. unless you give me jewelry from kay. then all that is beginning is a long and hearty snicker. followed by 15 minutes of cackling. ending with a snort. TSM.
-South Carolina

You shouldn’t be allowed to laugh.

Getting Jizzed in by a millionaire. $$$$ bling bling bitch. TSM
-Texas

dAmN gUrL. tHa $hiz cRAZii

I keep it classy by having my only tattoo inside my lip, and my tattoo is of my letters. TSM.
-Virginia

You’re right… that IS classy.

More cushion for the pushing. TSM
-Missouri

This is the literal opposite of a TSM

Making the whole house breakfast in the morning after shacking. TSM.
-Iowa

Total Desperate Cry for Attention and Acceptance Move

Figuring out how many calories are in semen because that’s what I had for breakfast. TSM.
-Oregon

You’re shallow, misguided, and tasteless… but I think it’s only like 5.

Love,
TSM Intern

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