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Fail Friday: TSM Edition

Up until now you’ve been fortunate enough to avoid the perils of Fail Friday. Well ladies, I’m here to inform you that those days are over. Ten real TSM submissions that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

If I see an Obama sticker on a car, I take my pink sharpie and scribble over it! TSM.
–Florida

Vandalism is ok if it’s pink.

He asked, “What does he have that I don’t?” I said, “He’s in a frat, nuf said.” TSM.
-Idaho

Is “nuf said” happening again? Guess I missed the memo.

A girl saying, “We’re close because we have heart to hearts.” My response, “Yeah, well I blew him.” TSM.
-Illinois

I’m not so sure that makes you the winner in this scenario.

Covering up my genital warts with Chanel. TSM.
-Florida

Really? Because I use my Chanel to carry things.

If I’m drunk and you put a penis in my face, I’ll suck it. TSM.
-Anonymous

Do people normally just put random penises in your face?

Buying your fraternity friends with baked goods. TSM.
-Kentucky

I use low-cut shirts. To each her own I guess.

A year after formal recruitment and five months post-graduation, continuing to fb stalk your rush crush to figure out how your sisters can recruit her now that she’s a GDI. TSM.
-Virginia

No, Sweetie. Psycho starts with a P. Total Psycho Move. I think it’s time to move on.

Giving my professor a rimjob to get an A on my midterm. TSM.
-Florida

But how are you going to top that for the final!

Girls make passes at guys with mustaches. TSM.
-Texas

But guys with mustaches make passes at small children! Damn. We always want what we can’t have.

My TSMs are ALWAYS published. TSM.
-Michigan

Oh yeah? Don’t get cocky.

Love,

TSM Intern

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