Ten real TSM submissions that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Oh, weird. Being a blatant creep doesn’t normally work for us during recruitment.
Top house? Really? Sounds like you’re used to being under someone.
Call this party animal up next time you’re looking to…sit on your couch silently sobbing as you watch Days of our Lives.
My best friends and I obnoxiously over-proclaim our best friendship every day. Did your boyfriend tell you you should “just know” that he loves you too?
Remembering to wipe after you pee. TSM.
That’s a good way to show them who is classier. Srat on.
Big/Little hate is NEVER going to be a TSM. I will love my Little even if she dates the spawn of Snooki and Carrot Top. I will haze her like a man and beg her to reconsider, but I will still love her.
Go drown yourself in a bowl of cereal before you get the idea in your head that it’s ok to speak again.
No you didn’t.
Fuck yourself. (Get it?)