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TSM FAIL FRIDAY: Peez Sneeze

Ten real submissions that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Accidentally peeing when you sneeze and the whole house calling you Peez Sneeze within 10 minutes because you told one sister. TSM
–Illinois

Sounds like they’re laughing at you, not with you.

Morning sex or it didn’t happen. TSM.
–Iowa

So true. Just ask your herpes.

Being called a GDI after eating snow off a car and feeling like it’s the biggest insult ever. TSM.
–Washington State

I think it’s time you took a good long look in the mirror and asked yourself WHY someone might have said that…It MIGHT have something to do with the fact that you ate something off of a random car.

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired. TSM.
–Texas

This makes me super sad too. I’m sure going through life ugly is equally tough.

How to get into our sorority? Talk about the three B’s Boys, Booze and Bank Accounts. TSM.
–Florida

Those are the only things that matter anyway, right?

That awkward moment when you realize you are sleeping with one your new members boyfriends. TSM.
–Florida

That awkward conversation in the waiting room when you’re getting tested together.

In the southwest my frat daddy eats my pussy for a DD.TSM.
–Arizona

A cab might have been easier…toss-up on which would have smelled better though.

During rush we hated each other now that were sisters you’re my best friend!
–Texas

And we wonder why people say we’re fake…

My sister is a GDI. I give her shit for it. I’m 16.
–North Carolina

Please leave. And don’t come back until you’re allowed out past midnight.

Went to a frat guy’s semi, he said we should “move on”; within a day, had made out with one guy, and hooked up with another from his rival frat. I was only following his advice. TSM.
–Georgia

Expanding your horizons AND your vagina. You owe him a thank you.

Love,
TSM Intern

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